"I think I’m surprisingly different in real life than what people expect or what people project on to me. I’m not actually that awkward, I don’t think. I think people see me as this sarcastic person that doesn’t care about anything. But, on the contrary, I’m pretty emotional and sensitive and I care a lot about things and people. I think in moments where the spotlight is on me — like if I’m doing a talk show — my defenses come into play and maybe that’s why people see me that way. But, I think my sarcasm is often a way for me to get through those moments. I mean, if you came over to my house, I’d make you a cup of tea and be probably really interested in you."

Source: mayawiig Via: ladyknope
❝ Had a dream that you bit
out my fragile teeth.
Made a necklace with them
and looked
me dead in my toothless face,
‘I’m sorry, but you were gonna
eat me alive either way.’

And I said, yes. Yes. ❞
Caitlyn Siehl, Toothless (via alonesomes)
Via: alonesomes

"Carrie and I are more romantic than any other romantic relationship I’ve ever had—that sense of anticipation about seeing the other person, the secret bond. But things don’t become obligatory. I’m not thinking, I’m doing this because you’re my girlfriend; I’m just thinking, I love Carrie." - Fred Armisen

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The afternoon light in the apartment was amazing today.

I leave the number and a short
message on every green Volvo
in town

Is anything wrong?
I miss you.

The phone rings constantly.
One says, Are you bald?
Another, How tall are you in
your stocking feet?

Most just reply, Nothing’s wrong.
I miss you, too.

The Ubiquity Of The Need For Love, Ronald Koertge (via marisais)


the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

Source: gostlier Via: anditslove